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(no subject) [Feb. 15th, 2004|11:21 pm]
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fall4evrymtword
i wish i had more hands so i could simultaneously punch, stab, and flick numerous people off....and smoke my cigarettes....three at a time.

fuck that would be cool.
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dillinger and the locust [Feb. 8th, 2004|03:05 pm]
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mister_the_red
[Kiss me, I'm |energeticenergetic]
[Whirlwinding to |"43% Burnt" //The Dillinger Escape Plan]

dillinger fuckin rocked the stage and jumped on my face!!!


growl
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fuck my cell phone in the charger socket! [Feb. 5th, 2004|03:31 pm]
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fall4evrymtword
damn. no one has posted in this mofo in a while! what the crap!?

i just had to tell everyone that my cell phone was giving me shit so i fucked it up! that bastard got what was coming to it. send button not working? just throw your phone up against the wall and spin kick that seimans peice of shit into the atmosphere! i mean honestly! what kind of name is that? SEIMANS?! obviously its just an ACCIDENT waiting to happen! anyway, my cell phone got fuct in the charger socket.
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(no subject) [Jan. 16th, 2004|02:13 am]
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mister_the_red
[Kiss me, I'm |pensivepensive]
[Whirlwinding to |"Those Days You Felt Alive" //Spitalfield]

Jill and I attended the Rory show Thursday nite. Had I not been burdened down by two shirts, a CD, my wallet, cell phone, and keys, I would have shown those punks a thing or two in the Silverstein pit. If you want to know about how the show went, I LJed about it http://www.livejournal.com/users/mister_the_red/



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the most important question that will ever be asked of you [Jan. 10th, 2004|02:53 pm]
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mister_the_red
[Kiss me, I'm |contemplativecontemplative]
[Whirlwinding to |jets to brazil]

If you could do any wrestling move (or hardcore dancing move) to any celebrity (or historical figure) living or dead, what move would you do, to whom, and why???

(You may make up a move, but you have to describe it)

Personally, I would do the jumping off the turnbuckle dropkick thing to John Steinbeck, because his books are a disgrace to literature.
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beware the wrath of my ping pong tossin' [Jan. 9th, 2004|02:15 pm]
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fall4evrymtword
[Kiss me, I'm |triumphant]
[Whirlwinding to |the postal service: district sleeps alone tonight]

im sort of shy sometimes, perhaps a tad insecure. i certainly am not one to boast or brag. however, when the facts speak for themselves, i cannot deny what is truth: that i could potentially be the most hardcore beer pong player of all time. just thought i would share this wonderous discovery, which we can all thank austin and the rowdy rebels of rho for. dave sucks. (jay kay, jay kay.)

*caroline <3 is awesome*
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Spinkicking Chocolate Money...In The Face!! [Jan. 7th, 2004|01:17 am]
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oliversarmy
[Kiss me, I'm |aggravatedaggravated]
[Whirlwinding to |Led Zeppelin- Whole Lotta Love]

Oh man, Im so hardcore, I had some chocolate money (the kind thats encased in heavy aluminum) and I was too lazy to take the chocolate out of the casing, so I just put the whole thing in my mouth and ate it, foil and all! It cut up my tongue somethin awful, but I love the sight of bleeding tongues, so I went to look in the mirror at it, and got an extreme woody...This was an hXc night!
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No arguments please... [Jan. 4th, 2004|11:36 pm]
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deathon2legs
American Chopper is the best damn show on television period. No if's, and's or but's. It by far OWNS every other television show. If it were a hardcore kid, it would be a spinkicking, whirlwinding, monkeying masterpeice of a man. As it is now, its close.
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(no subject) [Jan. 6th, 2004|12:19 am]
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mister_the_red
[Kiss me, I'm |boredbored]
[Whirlwinding to |Pedro the Lion]

who doesnt love my new lj icon?
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m to the o s h [Jan. 4th, 2004|12:07 pm]
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deathon2legs
[Kiss me, I'm |accomplishedaccomplished]
[Whirlwinding to |Jimi Hendrix - Changes]

-A few bricks short of a full load -A few grapes short of a fruit salad -A few letters short of the alphabet -Not the sharpest knife in the drawer -not the brightest crayon in the box -not the best tool in the shed -As sharp as a bowling ball -a few gallons short of a full tank -s few croutons short of a salad -a few frames short of a movie -a few chips short of a cookie -a few volts below the threshold -a few cards short of a full deck -a few beers short of a 6 pack -12 shy of a dozen -a few fries short of a happy meal -a few cents short of a dollar -a few eggs short of a dozen -maintains the mental agility of a soap dish -not rowing with both oars -the attention span of an apple -one shingle short of a roof -a cup and saucer short of a place serving -a couplet short of a sonnet -a few birds shy of a flock -a violin short of the bow Who could I be talking about??? WHO??? WHO???????? MEGAN
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