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m to the o s h [Jan. 4th, 2004|12:07 pm]
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-A few bricks short of a full load -A few grapes short of a fruit salad -A few letters short of the alphabet -Not the sharpest knife in the drawer -not the brightest crayon in the box -not the best tool in the shed -As sharp as a bowling ball -a few gallons short of a full tank -s few croutons short of a salad -a few frames short of a movie -a few chips short of a cookie -a few volts below the threshold -a few cards short of a full deck -a few beers short of a 6 pack -12 shy of a dozen -a few fries short of a happy meal -a few cents short of a dollar -a few eggs short of a dozen -maintains the mental agility of a soap dish -not rowing with both oars -the attention span of an apple -one shingle short of a roof -a cup and saucer short of a place serving -a couplet short of a sonnet -a few birds shy of a flock -a violin short of the bow Who could I be talking about??? WHO??? WHO???????? MEGAN

[User Picture]From: mister_the_red
2004-01-05 12:20 am (UTC)
haha sharp as a bowling ball
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From: fall4evrymtword
2004-01-05 05:05 am (UTC)
a few pills short of a medicine cabinet?
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From: farfromdaisies
2004-01-05 05:52 am (UTC)
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