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the most important question that will ever be asked of you [Jan. 10th, 2004|02:53 pm]


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If you could do any wrestling move (or hardcore dancing move) to any celebrity (or historical figure) living or dead, what move would you do, to whom, and why???

(You may make up a move, but you have to describe it)

Personally, I would do the jumping off the turnbuckle dropkick thing to John Steinbeck, because his books are a disgrace to literature.

[User Picture]From: mister_the_red
2004-01-10 08:10 pm (UTC)

best answer ive ever gotten to this question

I Break 4 Spam: okay...i would perform the 'thrust of death' movement on marilyn manson...this move would consist of me pinning him on the ground and beating him into a senseless state of unconsciousness, and when he woke up, i would jump on his face while wearing those shoes w/ the spikes on the bottom, and then with a mighty thrust, hence the 'thrust of death', i would throw him into the boiling lava that was surrounding the wrestling pin

that would definately be enough to get her membership to fta if she had an lj
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From: farfromdaisies
2004-01-10 08:21 pm (UTC)
First, i would get a pair of boots that had a large knife attached to the toe. Then i would spinkick Martha Stewart right in the jugular, allowing my large knife to completely rip out her throat. Then as she slowly drowned in her own blood, i would spit diseased phlegm in her face.
i call this manuever the Kick And Spit.
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[User Picture]From: crack_thesky
2004-01-10 09:18 pm (UTC)
Move: The Roundhouse Spin of Death and Such
Victim: Celine Dion
the setting would be at one of her sold out concerts and i would sneak backstage with my stealth. then, as the canadian bitch hit one of those blood curdling notes i would run onstage and backflip/aerial/roundhouse myself into the air and i would have a special body suit on with knives and other killing objects attatched. and mid-roundhouse i would plow into her body, thus, tearing and stabbing holes into every organ possible. and then she would die. and i would have done everyone in the audience a favor.
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From: deathon2legs
2004-01-11 07:46 am (UTC)

Bob Saget is my bitch

Definately have to be the biggest roundhouse/spinkick/donkeypunch/windmill punches to Bob Saget's Face. he's such a little bitch. Kinda like robbie. kinda.
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