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fuck my cell phone in the charger socket! [Feb. 5th, 2004|03:31 pm]
damn. no one has posted in this mofo in a while! what the crap!?

i just had to tell everyone that my cell phone was giving me shit so i fucked it up! that bastard got what was coming to it. send button not working? just throw your phone up against the wall and spin kick that seimans peice of shit into the atmosphere! i mean honestly! what kind of name is that? SEIMANS?! obviously its just an ACCIDENT waiting to happen! anyway, my cell phone got fuct in the charger socket.

[User Picture]From: mister_the_red
2004-02-06 01:24 pm (UTC)

this one time, i totally played baseball with an old cell phone of mine cause it was shitty, ya know? so anyways, i fuckin mark mcgwired that bitch 'til it was a spot in the horizon. then i ate the bat and danced to slayer. that was the best day of my life. blood
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2007-08-25 11:19 pm (UTC)
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